NOT War News

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150.101.107.254:27016 -=:{WPHBWSS}:=- DoD: Source Server +FF

War News

MaCCa decided we needed a bit of exposure to other clans and a bit of warring, so we all pulled on our DoD:Source helmets with both hands.

We are involved in a tournament on the SLAK VIC Server that will run till the end of February. Our war partners are [u] 'The Unclean'

War Scores

Round 2 vs [OSOK] and KmdL*       Score 4-0, WIN !! ( click for screenies )
Round 3 vs [PKG] and [JWC]          Score 1-2, loss ( click for screenies )
Round 4 vs [SLAK] and [-KAOS-]   Score 2-0, loss ( click for screenies )
Round 5 vs A!A and eXit                Score 3-2, WIN !! ( click for screenies )

Here are the screenies of the A!A and eXit match.

dod_argentan as Axis

dod_argentan as Allies

PS: WE FUCKIN WON !!!

Here are the screenies of the [SLAK] and [-KAOS-] match.

dod_kalt as Axis

dod_kalt as Allies

PS: we nearly won again but I think I fucked it up :-)..

Here are the screenies of the [PKG] and [JWC] match.

dod_anvil_rc2 as Axis

dod_anvil_rc2 as Allies

PS: we nearly won..

Here are the screenies of the [OSOK] and KmdL* match.

dod_donner as Axis

dod_donner as Allies

Bored shitless waitning for the off.

PS: WE FUCKIN WON !!!

Thundr recently celebrated his 38th Birthday.

Not only is he a ghey kent, but now has the honourable distinction of being a Old Ghey Kent. To mark the occasion there was an impromptu game of CS attended by MaCCa, AXE, Fishin, MouZ, Xena and a couple of clan groupies.

So next time you feel like a change, drop into the CS Server and call Fishin a Noob.

150.101.107.254:27016 -={WPHBWSS}=- C-Strike Server

CYA in the server

30/12/05

Ok listen up folks... We have a new clan member so I want to hear a big round of aplause for

-=:{WPHBWSS}:=- black.cat

Hopefully black.cat will bring some coof 'n kultya to this otherwise wayward clan.

War News

[OSOK] Frosty wondered if we would be interested in a 'Friendly' as a bit of a last HooRah before Source was released. Initial interest was 'cool' but fired up as Friday approached.

We managed to field 8 players and [OSOK] had 6 so you would think that with two guy's on the bench, we were in a really good position to kick some butt? Unfortunately it wasn't to be. The [OSOK] Boy's started strong and finished strong.

While the score's displayed at the end of the first match look a little pathetic, you need to understand that as a clan we really don't war much. That isn't an excuse... far from it, but we were just finding our feet and trying to figure out how the hell these guy's could be everywhere at once.

As you can see from this, MaCCa didn't get a score and was ordered to do a pants run around the burning tank as a lap of shame. Muddy on the other hand, cleaned up and won the inagural 'Flag Slut' award.

Things got a bit better in the second round, we talked a little more and ventured out in pairs, bit like the Mormon's really, having someone sticking close by. The unfortunate side effect of going out in pairs is that when the 'lead starts flying' there is always a bit of collateral damage and anything that moves get's a full mag.

Suitably chastised by his lack of score on the last map, MaCCa went all out to prove to us that he wasn't as ghey a kent as some of us had suggested. A lot more kills scored this time and finally a map win, which must have shocked the [OSOK] boy's... I know it shocked us :-)

CYA in the server

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-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-Fishin

24/9/05

As Muddy mentioned a couple of weeks ago, we were in the recruiting stage, hammering out which shitcunts were going to be honoured with the clan tag.

Welcome (in no particular order) Xena, Chucky and Gefreiter.

I think Xena is the first Female clan member, but we are still not sure if she is Chucky's transexual alter ego. Keep an eye posted on the forums for the photo's.

Remember folks, this is an invitation only clan. If you stick around, play heaps and have the right attitude, someone might ask you. Then again, someone might not...

Fishin finally got a graphics card capable of playing CS: Source so expect to see him in there soon.

Towards the end of next month there is a gathering of the clan, first in Sydney to meet up the the guy's from CNTZ and then off to Newcastle to finish off the trip. Sounds like there may be a few brain cells wasted and a few stories told.

Note:This was fishin first crack at helpin me with the news and he has done a fine job so maybe we will get more updates on a more regular basis.

May i just add that we have had other female members (Dot and Tammy there was another but cant think of her name at present) anyway thats another story.. the female members are great fun and should all be respected when theyre in the server so STOP FUCKIN USIN BAD LANGUAGE YOU SHITCUNTS!!!! haha

I have also added chucky and xena to members page and am still waitin for gefreiter to send me his details

CYA in the server

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-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-Fishin

02/9/05

Alright, its only been a month and a bit since me last update , so thats an improve! We have a new member, Fishin,welcome mate.

Not only is he a good fella he also does a bit of map design work and has created 1 names wphawapocntz(we play heaps and we are a pack of ctnz) its a good small map and is played on both warwarrior server and wphbwss server we like it and if you dont STIFF SHIT!!!!.

We had a war against cntz again and from all reports it was a nice close match all involved had fun.

A few of us have taken a shine to cs:s so if you enjoy a game of cs we have been playin on gamesareana server office, or popular 24 man server.

Also a couple of us have downloaded mods capture the flag and battle field 2 and may play those a bit while we wait with baited breath for DOD source..

We are thinkin about recruiting a couple of more guys were just waitin to see what the future holds.

till next time take it easy

See yas in the server

-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-mudgutz

18/7/05

Our DOD server with xges has gone not to sure on why,it may of crashed or they give us the arse but ethier way it was a godsent.

Here we were all scratcin our heads and bein without a server for a couple of days and all of a sudden BANG a server comes from nowhere. Old&Slow&Stupid from CNTZ clan decides it would be a good idea to GIVE us lend of a server no cash asked for just out of the goodness of his heart(either that of he was sick of all us showin up in his server and madre gettin moufey with everyone) So to OSS and the rest of you CNTZ a big thankyou.

In other news we teamed up with CNTZ for a war against jwc and osok clan. it was fantasic fun each clan fielded 8 members so for you slower guys thats a 16 a side war it was a bloody mess wphbwss contributed fark all apart from mike spam and in the end our team got beat 1-0. ill talk to a few of the fellas and see if we got any screen shots. It is sumthin that we will have to do again. Thanks to everyone that contributed and to CNTZ again for the 32 man server that handle all the action pretty well..

Also like say a well done to thndr for a very controlled display of non team killing you done very well mate..

So if ya reading this and never pop into a server with us DO IT the new ip is 202.68.160.100:27019

And dont expect a serious game or take anything we say to heart..

cyas in the server

-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-mudgutz

20/4/05

We have 1 more new member now another old kent. A warm welcome goes out to PICARD he is also swampys brother..

There have been a couple of request to join the clan posted on the forums and you guys will be under consideration so just keep playing in the server and see what happens.

As you may of noticed by the pic of the week we have admin mod up and running again on the server this is good news,well done to macca and axe for this and a special thanks to old and stupid form CTNZ clan as he helped the boys out(lucky he did cause between axe and macca alone they wouldnt have any fuckin idea)

Also of a night around 8 till 10 if your on the server and get kicked its because there are members trying to get in give it a couple of minutes for them to join and then rejoin yourself..

In other news i have added madres comment to the tiltle page of the webby under pic of the week.. This is for the people that havnt played with madre and for you to see some of the weird shit that comes out of his mouth, ill try to keep this up to date every week..

Thats about all. till next time take it easy happy gaming and cya in the server

Dont forget to tell axe to go root a rat next time ya in the server

-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-mudgutz

30-3-05

We have got 4 new members hairy, cpl punishment, far-q , stealthninja. have fun guys we enjoy your company and have fun in a game with you. Hope you enjoy your gaming in wphbwss..

We are also lookin into a couple more members and a decision will be made in the near future..

I have updated the members list but some of the names have no links to them as yet cause i still need pics and details off thses members.

We had our cs server back for a couple of weeks :) but now the bloody things gone again :(

Thats about it cyas in a game

Dont be shy to tell axe to GET FUCKED next time ya in the server :)

-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-mudgutz 13\2\05

Ok..let me see.

Its been a while since i updated news and there have been a few happenings among the clan.

We have recruited a few new members whos profile i have to put up in the members section, these guys are el' madre, swampy and morrie. A old members has made a reappearance after a long absents, azza, he had a car crash and was in a coma for a while apparently. We all said thats fark all as most of us usually go into a coma every Saturday night after a few beers.. Carlaw has made a long awaited come back and has joined us again with ADSL, welcome back to him and a big welcome to all the new members.

We had a DOD war against :CNTZ: and was heaps of fun both sides had a good laugh with 11 a side it was huge a very close battle eventuated and i think we may of been just rolled but neither side capped out so we were happy with that result heres some pics.

This is the team photo as ya can see a couple of the boys were on edge before we kick off

Its not a great screen shot but its got all the details ya need on it.

as ya can see a nice close game..

In the cs side of things our servers has gone down for a while but should be up and running again shortly. Id say if we are gunna play cs it will be more then likely on OZG server.

Well guys thats about all the shit i can go on with for now.

A reminder to the new members to get their profiles in so i can wack ya ugly mugs up on the web

Dont forget to drop bye our server for a game and when ya do tell axe to go fuck himself :)

-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-mudgutz

30/1/05

Over the past week or so we have had a lot of happenings within the clan..First we got the dod server up and running again much to Axes delight and macca pretty happy bout it to cause for a while there it looked like Axe was gunna kill him..The server number is 202.172.112.195:27022 don't come in looking for a serious game thou the server runs with all talk and we often take away all the weapons and just use bazookas and shovels and knifes. This helps us a bit as it brings people closer to our level..

We also have a channel on Mirc thanks to crabito our channel is on enter the game #WPHBWSS (i think that's how ya put it) Big thanks to the crab mister for sortin that out Macca will be around to give ya a big kiss for it later.

There's also been a few appearances from 1 of the clan founders..Carlaw has been gracing us with his presents lately in the dod server after not showing his face for at least 8 months.. and Axe has been giving him quite the serve..We just need manaroth to get into a game more often and ecca back and it would be like the old days...

Anyway that's about it for now happy gaming and don't forget to come into 1 of our server and have a game..When ya do tell axe to GET FUCKED!!!!!!

-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-mudgutz

17/10/04

Over the past couple of months there have been a few things to happen within the clan..Spose one of the biggys was that Manaroth was banned from our forums by the guys that owns it..Why was he banned?, i hear you ask..Apparently he was making phone calls to the guys girlfriend that owned the forums...Hmm bit of bad luck that mana they dont like that much....We are lucky enough to have another site for our forums that we didnt use much..So i think its about time that we started to spam that..

We had a dod war against subtle and got a floggin nothin new there were always gettin beat..We have only warred subtle they were formally known as dtf and they have givin us a hidin both times..Now we have a server we can find a real shitty clan (be near inposible to find a shittier clan then us)and give ourselves godmode we may have a chance that way...

Ill put the server ip up when i get it..as it was up for a couple of days and was goin fine then macca thought he would add some new maps and fucked the whole thing..Thats what axe says happen anyway..So just waiting for the guys at XGES to sort that onw out for us...

Ill try and keep anyone whos readin this up to date a bit more then i have been with news in wphbwss as i have been a bit slack and havnt had time to keep the news up to date(or pic of the week for that matter been more like pic of the month).

Had a few guys missin in action for a while and if they dont start to make an apperence soon we will have to find some other crappy players to take their spots..

Good luck and happy gaming guys,and if ya comin into the server dont forget to tell axe to GET FUCKED..

-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-mudgutz 9\10\04

Not a great deal to report.. we had a DOD war about a week ago and were absolutely annihilated. It was an experience for us , being our first DOD war and if we could only stop killing each other we might go better. Below are two pics of the war, a before and after shot you could say.

This is the calm before the storm, Macca and Thndr are giving us the motivational chat (Anthony Robbins style). We were pumped and ready to go!!!!!

As you can see we got an absolute pasting and we decided that Macca and Thndr should stick to humping sheep and leave the motivational speeches up to Anthony Robbins.

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-=:{WPHBWSS}:=-mudgutz 7\7\04