The clan was formed in October 2002 and was the brainchild of Ecca and Carlaw. We are not overly gifted with CS or DOD skills, but what we lack in skill we make up for with mic spamming and an abundance of profanity. eg. Fuck you fuckball is a commonly heard phrase widely used through the clan. We enjoy our fun maps on CS and our suicide grenade rushes in DOD. Its nothing for six or seven of us to be in a DOD server and have pins pulled on grenades, charging headlong into the opposition, seeing the fear in their eyes as they then mow us down like daisies. We then sit and wait with baited breath as spectators waiting for our nades to explode hoping to get a few kills. This is the only way we seem to get a couple of kills.

To be a part of the clan, we generally recuit older guys that enjoy their gaming and a good laugh. We have a couple of young members who seem to be more mature than other guys their age. For new members wishing to join, it is preferable that you are over 18 years of age, however, it is usually an invite only clan.

Things not tolerated in the clan are the use of the words: ghey, pwn j00, noob and other similar stupid fuckin words. It is also not tolerated that clan members abuse people on the server for any reason, we do apologise for Axe however, he's very old and senile and seems to forget the rules sometimes.

We are not recognised as a clan with any form of great skill but we do hope that when people see us in a server they think to themselves " theres those pricks that have no skill but geez they're fun to be on a server with ".

Rules of gun use are (as written by Carlaw):

There are 3 types of weapons in C.S. MENS guns, GIRLS guns, and the KNIFE

There are only 3 REALY WUSSY GIRLS guns - the MOST girly of all is the MP5, then the SILENCED USP and SCOPED AWP, and while all the other weapons are manly, some are more manly than others, these are the 7 most fat with a P guns in CS-

Automatic Sniper rifle This gun is defiantly the manliest gun in cs, when you hit the fire button people using mp5 navy's hit their RESET button. This manly lump may be expensive, but if any stray women walk past your computer screen while ur using it, your in like a dirty shirt.
Duel Elites If you haven't killed someone with Duel Elites, your life means nothing. The faster u click the faster you shoot. Ecca's girlfriend thinks his knack for shooting fast is unsatisfying, but it serves him well on C.S.
Mac10 and TMP Like pumping a runny shit into a toilet, shooting someone in the back with a tmp is music to any real mans ears. Mac10 is very manly but FUCK i hate Ronald McDonald
UNSCOPED awp
Men don't need a scope.
M3 Shotty
An m3 shotty in the right mans hands will bring tears to your eyes, the power, the passion, the fury, the BUCKSHOT! If your down to 2000bucks, BUY THE SHOTGUN, leave the mp5 for the sailors.
Deagle Manaroth likes his deagle, and ever since he saw it wasn't on the mans guns list he has been doing this so I thought I better add it.

And last... and MOST MANLY OF ALL WEAPONS ....

THE MIGHTY KNIFE!!!
Forget ice! forget foreplay! forget fast cars! if u wanna stiffen some nipples, kill someone with a knife!